KGO Let Its Talk Hosts Go, Now Who Can I Talk to? Talk to Pastor Ro

Upset that KGO
Let its talk show hosts go?
Now who can I talk to?
Talk to Pastor Ro.

Chat with a pastor?
You've got to be kidding
I'm glad that I'm sitting,
But please tell me more

Ask Pastor Ro a question
And he'll give you an answer.

From Copenhagen to Key Largo,
From New York to Chicago,
Over in Ghana,
and South of Lackawana,
Ask Pastor Ro.

My boyfriend wants to live together.
Do pastors always say "Never?"

Ask Pastor Ro.

What about Christian rock and tattoos?
In church is it wrong to snooze?

Bible Question? Pastor says yes.
Find out for sure, you don't have to guess.

What's the purpose of life?
Why is there so much strife?

I don't know, I'll ask Pastor Ro.

Got a question about religion?
Told a lie or cheated a smidgeon?

Got relationship issues?
Quit crying in your tissues.
Ask Pastor Ro.

If you're dealing with a lot of stress,
And your apartment is a mess,
Don't hesitate,
There's no need to wait.
Ask Pastor Ro how to meditate.

Should I tell my kids about Santa Claus?
Was Jesus the greatest man who ever was?
When my cat died, where did she go?
Does anyone really know?

I'll ask Pastor Ro.

I'm taking drugs, but all I really want is hugs.
When I ask questions, everyone shrugs.

Who else will do this for free?
Pastor Ro is there for thee.

So get your question ready.
Hold your Ipad steady.
Click on the keyboard image,
And don't forget to eat your spinach.

He's got you covered in San Francisco,
Kansas and Texas,
Hellooooooo Frisco.
Rio, Toronto and Timbuktu,
Pastor Ro has answers for you,
And maybe a blessing too.



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